I make silly bots for Twitter in my spare time.
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a sheriff's patrol officer!
If you like a lot of vodka on your cornflakes, join our club!
I don't want to florp or be florped by straight people
Inspired by OKCupid's “I don't want to see or be seen by straight people” filter
If one of my bots does a bad thing, please let me know on Twitter.